a little melancholy

did some shopping today - 2 new bras, a goofy tshirt and some smaller jeans. Oh, and a kick-ass pair of leather wedges and a pair of bright pink, glittery hooker shoes. A girl can't have enough glittery hooker shoes.

Explain to me why the bottom half is shrinking and the top half is growing, please?

I'm watching Willy Wonka now and indulging in my Gene Wilder love - there's something about smart, cracked and potential homocidal that does it for me.